Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.
this is like the best thing ever
Im dead bye
i forGOT ABOUT THIS JEFUSFUC
LOL OH GOD
Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.
THATS A DUDE?!
So she is a dude?
She is phenomenal
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
How can you see into my eyes like open doors
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone