(Quelle: cementarylights)
-Jean Piaget
He was on the right track.
my handwriting is so black metal i can’t even read what i’ve written in school
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Quelle: joesphjonas)
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
(Quelle: pansypunx)
w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
