(Quelle: gillianjacobs)


rebel-nextdoor:

its-a-small-disneyworld-afterall:

misslovegood7:

uhglysoul:

bumblecloud:

shiraae:

americaeffyeah:

emilylikesaliens:

wtfml:

Best 8 Seconds of my life.

this again dkjfsd

I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.

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this is like the best thing ever

Im dead bye

i forGOT ABOUT THIS JEFUSFUC


 

LOL OH GOD


cassbones:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

(Quelle: uptopmrpres)

(Quelle: indiacollins)

(Quelle: ti-scordeai-di-me)


kawaiikimmy:

versaceslut:

dictatorboy:

candiedunicorns:

webabuser:

satanicspacecat:

roxxieyo:

Carmen needs to be the first trans VictoriaSecret model though, really.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

THATS A DUDE?!

^ no, actually SHE’s carmen carrera and SHE is a gorgeous model and great person and SHE does not deserve to be misgendered because SHE is trans because SHE is amazing imo

So she is a dude?

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She is phenomenal

(Quelle: fuckyeahdragrace)

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Quelle: lalna)


zabblepants:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors

Ozzy Osbourne, 1975

(Quelle: blacksabbth)

thegramlich:

"Am I good enough for you?"


jtotheizzoe:

kenobi-wan-obi:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Carl telling us how (not) to science.

"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(Quelle: erkghc)